| WARNING |
| This test is meant as a joke. While many of the questions have the correct answers, this is not meant to be used a practice test. It is in no way endorsed by the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles. Go here for more information on obtaining a Florida Driver's license or here for an official online sample test. |
Examination for Florida Driver's License
Miami Ed.
| Name:_______________________________ Address:______________________________ _____________________________________ City_________ State______ Zip Code______ |
| Birthdate:______ Height:________ Weight:_______ Sex (Male or female. Not a yes/no question):_______ |
| 1. If you knowingly make a false statement on an application for a license or identification card, what can
happen? ___ I can go to jail ___ I can be fined a lot of money ___ I can have the license revoked ___ The card will be incorrect |
| 2. Can a person operate a farm tractor on a highway without a license? ___ Absolutely ___ Yes, but only temporarily ___ Not really ___ What's a tractor? |
| 3. What is an acceptable form of identification to show the examiner when you apply for your first license
or identification card? ___ Social Security card ___ License or identification card from another state ___ License or Identification from Florida ___ Belt Buckle |
| 4. If your name has been legally changed, how would you go about changing it on you license? ___ Go to the DMV within 30 days and apply for a new card ___ Use White Out and a pen ___ Let the people at the Witness Protection Program take care of it ___ Doesn't matter |
| 5. If you loose your license and need a duplicate, what should you do? ___ Go to the DMV and pay for a new one to be made up ___ Go to the DMV and ask real nicely to have a new one made up ___ Go to the DMV and wait on line all day ___ Just make a photocopy of the old one. |
| 6. If you failed to answer a trafic summons, would you be able to renew your license? ___ Yes ___ No ___ Not until next December ___ None of the above |
| 7. What is the result of accumulating 12 points within a 12-month period? ___ Jail time and/or a fine ___ I'd get a cab license ___ I'd go on to the bonus round ___ Nothing would happen |
| 8. If you hit a parked car, and are unable to find the owner, what should you do? ___ Keep looking for the owner ___ Leave a note with my name and number ___ Leave a note with my boss's name and number ___ Find a good lawyer, because I'm going to get sued. |
| 9. What side of the road do you drive on? ___ Left ___ Right ___ Center ___ whatever's easiest |
| 10. Can you park on a sidewalk? ___ Always ___ Never ___ Only if parking meters are present ___ If everyone else is doing it… |
| 11. What should you do if you are driving on the highway and pass your exit? ___ Go on to the next exit and turn around there ___ Step on the brakes, shift the car into reverse, and go back to the missed exit ___ Make a U-turn and go back to the missed exit ___ Just do something else that day |
| 12. When should you use your headlights? ___ In the morning ___ When at work ___ When it's dark out ___ When driving |
| 13. What does a solid red light mean? ___ Stop ___ Go ___ Proceed with caution ___ Speed up |
| 14. What does a flashing red light mean? ___ Stop ___ Stop, then go ___ Go, then stop ___ The light's batteries are low |
| 15. Who needs a class D license? ___ Those who operate trucks or trailers ___ Taxi drivers and chauffeurs ___ Those who ride bikes ___ Those who got a "D" in driver's ed. |
| 16. What is an open intersection? ___ One with no traffic lights or stop signs ___ One that has no barricades ___ One that is not under construction ___ One that serves drinks |
| 17. What is "defensive driving"? ___ Driving as not to get in an accident ___ Driving as not to get in a fight ___ Driving as to win in a fight ___ Driving as not to offend |
| 18. If four (4) people pull up to a four-way intersection, who goes first? ___ Whoever got there first ___ Whoever has the biggest car ___ Whoever has the biggest gun ___ Who said anything about stopping? |
What do the following signs indicate?
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___ A bridge is ahead and the clearance is 12 feet, 6 inches. ___ The road is 12 feet, 6 inches above sea level. ___ The road is 12 feet, 6 inches wide. ___ There is a 12-foot-6-inch-tall guy ahead. |
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___ A crosswalk is ahead. ___ People are ahead. ___ Target practice is ahead. ___ They didn't exactly get Picasso to draw it, if you know what I mean. |
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___ A bicycle path is ahead. ___ A bicycle crossing is ahead. ___ A bicycle shop is up ahead. ___ Moving target practice is ahead. |
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___ There is a dip in the road ahead. ___ The center of the road is lower that the rest of the road. ___ I should have brought chips. ___ I've just been insulted. |
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___ The maximum speed on this road is 55 m.p.h. ___ The maximum speed on this road is 55 km/h ___ The minimum speed is 55 m.p.h. ___ Only 55 people are allowed to speed on this road at any given time. |
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___ I am entering a highway the wrong way. ___ Other people may be using the highway the wrong way. ___ The right way is around here somewhere. ___ I just failed the test. |
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