There seem to be a lot of movies lately that are
meant to test the waters. Maybe they’re
setting up a TV show. There might be a
sequel planned. It could be that the
movie is an expensive advertisements for toys or dolls. I don’t think this movie fits into any of
those categories. I think that somewhere
along the line, someone had to say to an actor, “Yeah… I know. I know… But you have one more movie in your
contract.”
The story of Dr. Dolittle is fairly well known, even
if it’s on a basic level. It’s about a
doctor that can talk to animals. In this
instance, Dr. John Dolittle and his wife are given a plot of land by Queen
Victoria. The two live there and treat
all manner of animals until his wife dies.
The story begins years later when Tommy Stubbins
accidentally shoots a squirrel. Polly, a
rather intelligent parrot, leads Tommy to Dolittle’s property, where he meets
Carmel Laniado. Carmel has been sent by
Queen Victoria to summon Dolittle, as she’s fallen ill.
Carmel and Tommy find the house in disarray. Dolittle has given up doing much of anything
since the death of his wife. He becomes
motivated again when Carmel informs him that the property reverts to the Crown
upon the death of The Queen.
So, Dolittle, Tommy and several animals have to find
a book that contains the location of a magical fruit that can cure The
Queen. Of course, they’ll have setbacks
and save her just in time. Of course,
what else would you expect from a family-friendly story that’s been done
already?
“Done already” about sums it up. There wasn’t anything particularly new or
interesting in the movie. It was sort of
like someone took a pilot episode for a TV series and decided to make into a
movie without really changing the script.
There’s very little character development and what
development there is comes in very small increments. Dolittle is a recluse who sort of learns to
deal with people again after being nudged in that direction. Chee-Chee is a scared gorilla that eventually
manages to find some courage at exactly the right moment.
There’s not a lot of major violence. In fact, when the squirrel is shot, I don’t
remember seeing a lot of blood. It might
have been there, but I honestly don’t recall seeing any. There are a few tense scenes, but everyone
comes out all right. It’s about as PG as
I’ve seen in recent years.
I remember someone talking about the Sears/K-Mart
merger, saying that you can’t combine two mediocre companies and get a better
company out of it. You’re just going to
get a larger mediocre company out of it.
I find that this is the case with this movie.
I like Robert Downey, Jr. I like a lot of the actors who voice the
animals. Everything about the movie is
adequate. I just don’t think that there
are too many inspired elements to the movie.
It’s like someone was going to great pains to hit the all the marks
exactly. Nothing spectacular. It’s like the goal was to make the most basic
adaptation possible. This is exactly the
kind of movie you might show in middle school or high school if there’s a free
day and you need something rather vanilla.
